Jay DeMerit impersonates Mario Balotelli (while re-enacting "Tron," of course)

The Vancouver Whitecaps' Jay DeMerit doesn't go through the motions very often. He's too Midwestern for that. (Respect!)

But attach a bunch of diodes to him and ask him to impersonate -- interpret? -- Manchester City's controversial Mario Balotelli, and he'll gladly fake it. (It's a pretty good impersonation, actually.)

Check out DeMerit and teammate Alain Rochat shadow-playing the beautiful game for EA Sports.