FC Dallas - rain delay - THUMB ONLY

You may be aware that FC Dallas and Minnesota United endured a weather delay of around two-and-a-half hours on Saturday night at Toyota Stadium. 

When play finally commenced, Dallas emerged from their locker room and cruised to a clinical 2-0 victory. Just how did they stay so sharp through the wait, you ask? Well, here's one theory:

When it's all said and done, it's hard to know what's more impressive, FCD's dressing room feat, or Michael Barrios' golazo from distance to double the host's lead.

Don't tell Michael we said that, though. (Seriously. Don't.)