Check out this tweet from the Sounders midfielder/defender, referring to one of his would-be opponents in Brazil:
You got off easy this time @Cristiano— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) May 23, 2014
Alas, we won't see Evans matching up against the fearsome Portuguese star on June 21 in Manaus. Instead it will likely be Bundesliga veteran Timmy Chandler, or perhaps even Evans' own Sounders teammate, DeAndre Yedlin.
Whoever's out there better look for some help, though – Ronaldo's not the kind of player who can be stopped by one person alone.