It's an off week for the LA Galaxy, so it's time for a cross-country trip to make a special guest appearance on one of the country's most popular daily sports talk shows, The Dan Patrick Show.
At least that's the case of you're Galaxy and US national team star Landon Donovan (below video).
Which R&B group's music did Landon Donovan make out to while in high school? Will he sing us a sample of one of their songs? Will he retire from the USMNT after this summer's World Cup? Has he ever had a male stalker? Does he dive or embellish contact? Ronaldo or Messi?
If Dan Patrick asked the question today, Donovan answered it very bluntly.
He also revealed that he would consider one day suiting up for David Beckham's upcoming MLS expansion club in Miami, but it would be "not for a few years," as he's still under contract with the Galaxy.
Enjoy, it's tough not to when Donovan's in this kind of mood.
