Okay, Eduardo. Who's the funniest guy on Chivas USA?
I think Maykel Galindo. He's always smiling and joking around with the guys.
What percent of the Chivas USA roster do you think you could beat in ping-pong?
One hundred percent.
Really? Do you play a lot of ping pong?
No, but I have a lot of confidence!
Who's the most famous person in your cell phone?
In my phone? I don't have anybody in my phone!
What would be the title of your autobiography?
"Que Nunca Quede Nada Por Ti." (Roughly, "Do your part to make sure things work out.")
If you could choose entrance music for when you came onto the field, what would it be?
"Are you Gonna go my way," by Lenny Kravitz.
How many languages do you speak?
I speak Spanish and a little bit of English.
What's the most interesting place you've been in the world?
Switzerland.
Did you go there to play?
No, I went once on vacation.
What sports do you play beside soccer?
I like boxing, football, tennis, and golf.
You play all of those?
I like to watch them and to play them.
What sport are you worst at?
Cricket.
What's the most number of miles you've run in one time?
Probably about fifteen kilometers, which is something like forty miles. You double the number to convert to miles, right?
I think it's actually around half.
Oh, right. (laughing) That makes sense. So I guess about seven miles then.
Who's the toughest player to play against in MLS?
Oh, man. I can't remember his name. The big central defender from Real Salt Lake. I think he's from Colombia.
Jamison Olave?
That's the guy. He was tough.
What's the ugliest soccer jersey you've ever seen or worn?
Jaguares de Chiapas in Mexico. That orange is bad.
Okay, lastly, here's your quiz for the day. How many career goals does Mariano Trujillo have in the Mexican First Division.
Oh, no. Let me think. Four? No, wait. Eight?
Thirty-five! You better study a little harder next time!

