Okay, Ante. Who's the funniest guy on Chivas USA?
Maykel Galindo cracks me up. I don't know if he's actually funny or if it's just his accent, but he makes me laugh.
What percent of the Chivas USA roster do you think you could beat in ping-pong?
Ninety-five percent. I had a ping-pong table growing up.
Who is in the five percent that you couldn't beat?
I'm sure there are a few good players here. Maybe some of the college guys who have been in school recently.
How many languages do you speak?
I speak Croatian, English, German, and Russian, although when you don't speak foreign languages, you tend to start forgetting them. I'm sure I'd remember if I were living back in some of those places again.
What's the most interesting place you've been in the world?
Probably Dubai. I was there for a training camp when I was with Rapid Vienna. The architecture and the whole city in general is just amazing.
What sports do you play beside soccer?
My other favorite sport is hockey. I played that growing up and I still follow it. I like the Montreal Canadians. I also like golf.
What sport are you worst at?
American Football. I don't think I've ever thrown a proper spiral.
What's the ugliest soccer jersey you've ever seen or worn?
I've never worn any shocking jerseys myself. Barcelona's neon green shirts were bad.
What would be the title of your autobiography?
"Ante Jazic: The Life from University Student to Professional Athlete."
Where'd you go to school?
I did a year at Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia. It's in the Ivy League.
Who would play you in the Hollywood version of your life?
George Clooney. I like his gray hair.
If you could choose entrance music for when you came onto the field, what would it be?
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC. It never gets old. It pumps me up every time I hear it.
Okay, lastly, here's your quiz for the day. How many times has Chivas USA midfielder Kevin Harmse appeared for the Canadian National Team?
Oh, man. I'll have to say ten or eleven.
Wow! Good work! The answer is ten! You win the prize!
