Teddy Goalsevelt, aka Mike D'Amico from Chicago

World Cup: If USA vs. Germany is consuming you right about now, you need to watch this video

You're thinking about it every seven seconds or so.

Yep, you're pumped about USA vs. Germany (Thurs., 12 pm ET on ESPN and Univision). And that's why you'll love this video:

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