MLS Insider: Who would win an MLS version of Royal Rumble?

So, the Columbus Crew paid a visit to WWE Raw last night. It was pretty ridiculous. Daniel Withrow might have a future with these guys if the whole soccer thing doesn't work out. 

It got us thinking, though: Which MLS player would make the best professional wrestler? Jamison Olave? Omar Gonzalez? Donovan Ricketts? Steven Lenhart? 

Tell us in the comments, and feel free to volunteer some nickname suggestions, too.

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