Such a sucker for stuff like this.
No team gave the neutral more memorable moments this year than the San Jose Earthquakes.
Thankfully, they've packaged the highlights together with a sickeningly-catchy pop hit to give us one of the better season review compilations we can remember.
The 'Quakes won't be playing in MLS Cup, but without a doubt 2012 will be remembered as the Year of the Goonies.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have something in my eye.