Portland Timbers' Sebastian Blanco pranks unsuspecting wife, shares results

We're all looking for ways to keep ourselves entertained while social distancing, and Portland Timbers midfielder Sebastian Blanco provided us with a reminder of one course of action that can help pass the time: Pranking your unsuspecting significant other.

Blanco pulled a fast one on his wife Natali Camus on Wednesday, using only the power of a thermos, a cup, a bottle of Arandas tequila and a Bart Simpson t-shirt. Check out the results below, via Blanco's Instagram.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Qué pasó chinwenwencha? @natcamus29 🥴🧉🍸

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Classic bit, and flawless execution from Blanco. He'd better watch himself, though, because we can only imagine that Natali began plotting her revenge in short order.