Inside the mind of Chelis: Why May 7 can't get here soon enough

It's pretty much a dream assignment in MLS these days, even if you never know quite what to expect from the man. spent last Friday and Saturday shadowing José Luis Sánchez Solá, better known as "El Chelís," before, during and after Chivas USA's home match vs. San Jose. And if the teaser (above) is any indication, we're all in for something special.

I've never heard someone make cherries and manure so relatable, but Chelís does it with aplomb and he leaves me wanting more. Thankfully, more is coming. We just have to wait until next Tuesday.