My good looks paid for that fish tank, and my talent filled it with water

When you're Thierry Henry, you can do stuff. Stuff like score 300+ professional goals, stuff like win a World Cup, and stuff like build a mansion with a four-storey fish tank.

Henry to rebuild £6m London mansion to make va-va-room for 5,000 gallon fish tank

Just like Troy McClure.

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