Don't try their ring moves on the pitch, kids -- not unless you want to see a red card and spend a lot of time suspended. Then again, you don't see many bicycle kicks in pro wrestling, either (a pity, in our opinion).
But at least one wrestling star is a fan of the Portland Timbers, judging by his headgear choice at a recent show.
A keen-eyed wrestling and soccer fan spotted Jey Uso, half of the World Wrestling Entertainment tag team the Uso Brothers, wearing a special-edition Mitchell & Ness Timbers cap during the team's ring entry for the No Mercy WWE event last weekend in Sacramento, Calif.
The twin brothers are from California, but apparently their hearts -- or Jey's, at least -- are in the Rose City. (Sorry, Earthquakes fans.)
Now if they could just work in that bicycle kick, or at least a nice clean slide tackle ...