Real Salt Lake's Sebastian Velasquez can't grow his own beard, so he stole Nat Borchers' | SIDELINE

Real Salt Lake midfielder Sebastian Velasquez apparently really wants you to have nightmares when you fall asleep tonight. 

Why else would he have tweeted the below photo of himself — fairly bland, boring hair by his standards — and the full, thick, red-tinted beard of teammate Nat Borchers photoshopped to cover half his tiny face?

As creepy as that photo is, it's still not as bad as the time last summer when Velasquez designated himself the unofficial team barber and did a number on teammate Benji Lopez's head.


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