Andrea Pirlo and Kristaps Porzingis at Yankee Stadium

NYCFC didn't need luck to beat the Chicago Fire 4-1 at home on Friday night. But if we wanted to look for a little -- ok, not so little in stature -- charm in the crowd, behold:

New York Knicks power forward Kristaps Porzingis showed up to Yankee Stadium for the match, and we're gonna guess his superstar glow helped bless the proceedings.

Not too shabby, Kristaps. (Please take note of this should you ever need a little more roster depth, Patrick Vieira.)

Anywhere Porzingis goes, too, we get to enjoy a trail of fabulous photos that test our belief of scale. Let's all enjoy these, okay?

His fellow Knicks Mindaugas Kuzminskas and Willy Hernangomez came along to enjoy the fun, too -- and also to make people look tiny.