Of course, that ultimately couldn't happen. But for fans of both clubs who are in desperate need of some rivalry competition, we've got the next best thing. Especially if love campy but endearing classic game shows.
Graciously, the Sounders' siblings, Cristian Roldan and Alex Roldan, compete directly against the Timbers' siblings, Diego Chara and Yimmi Chara, in an online and socially distanced edition of The Newlywed Game for everyone's enjoyment — except possibly theirs.
(For those who may have missed it, the Roldans are actually living together at the moment, so it's OK they're sharing a screen!)
Click above to watch MLS' most famous sibling pairs show just how much they know about each other, both on and off the field.