What If?: The MLS table if every shot off the woodwork had been a goal

Standings Snapshot - October 20, 2017

It's an understandable -- if sometimes frustrating -- refrain to hear losing players or coaches bemoan bad luck after a close loss or disappointing draw. 


The margin between a goal of the week off the underside of the crossbar, and a screamer that rattles it squarely only to be forgotten by Monday morning is but a couple of inches, a difference that could depend on a gust of wind or a drop in dewpoint.


In the end, they say, the breaks even out. But just how much?


The hardworking folks at Opta have helped us find at least one answer to that question. Below, they've provided us with a league table through Week 32 that shows what the standings would look like if every effort that struck the goalframe had instead been a goal.


Eastern Conference

Teams
GP
W
D
L
GF
GA
GD
PTS
Toronto FC
33
22
4
7
84
43
41
70
New York City FC
33
20
2
11
67
50
17
62
Chicago Fire
33
17
6
10
70
49
21
57
Atlanta United FC
33
16
5
12
77
50
27
53
Columbus Crew SC
33
16
5
12
62
60
2
53
New York Red Bulls
33
14
4
15
58
59
-1
46
Montreal Impact
33
11
7
15
58
69
-11
40
New England Revolution
33
11
5
17
61
74
-13
38
Orlando City SC
33
11
5
17
49
67
-18
38
Philadelphia Union
33
9
10
14
56
58
-2
37
D.C. United
33
9
6
18
41
66
-25
33

Western Conference

Teams
GP
W
D
L
GF
GA
GD
PTS
Seattle Sounders FC
33
18
6
9
65
47
18
60
Portland Timbers
33
16
7
10
65
51
14
55
Sporting Kansas City
33
15
8
10
51
40
11
53
Houston Dynamo
33
14
6
13
65
53
12
48
FC Dallas
33
13
9
11
55
56
-1
48
Vancouver Whitecaps FC
33
13
7
13
62
62
0
46
San Jose Earthquakes
33
12
5
16
44
74
-30
41
Real Salt Lake
33
12
4
17
61
68
-7
40
Minnesota United FC
33
11
5
17
54
74
-20
38
LA Galaxy
33
11
3
19
56
75
-19
36
Colorado Rapids
33
9
7
17
39
55
-16
34

As a reminder, here's what the current table looks like heading into Decision Day presented by AT&T.


There's nothing lucky about Toronto FC


As the debate continues to rage over whether Greg Vanney's Reds are the best team in MLS history, these revised numbers certainly suggest their success this season owes to skill more than luck. Toronto would have already broken the 1998 LA Galaxy's record for most points earned by these revised totals rather than merely tying them in Week 32. They'd also be even with that squad -- and four goals better than their current +37 margin -- for the best goal difference in league history


Can't say the same about Vancouver


The Whitecaps currently sit at the top of a volatile Western Conference table despite possessing only a +2 goal differential. In the alternate dimension where every post or crossbar struck equals a goal, their differential would fall by only two goals, but they'd lose six points and five places in the table, squeaking into the Audi 2017 MLS Cup Playoffs in the sixth and final West playoff spot.


The West really is wild


Sometimes the margin for error is thinner than others. The 2017 West race is one of those times. Not a single team that currently sits above the playoff line out West would occupy the same spot in the standings in Opta's adjusted reality. Seattle would have comfortably wrapped up the top overall seed. Dallas would have clinched a playoff spot and San Jose would've been eliminated with a league-worst -30 goal differential that makes their current -22 mark look ... less unimpressive?


It would be easy to increase scoring


Occasionally, you'll hear credible soccer people suggest expanding the goals to increase scoring. And the data here suggest it would be effective. For argument's sake, if we assume a goal 25 feet wide by 9 feet tall would have turned every strike of the woodwork into a goal, taking such a drastic step would bump goals per game in the MLS season up to 3.58 from the current, still-healthy 2.93 figure. However ...


The game's better this way


Enlarging goals would make the games higher scoring, but not necessarily more compelling, especially on Decision Day. Opta's revised table shows a scenario where every team has already clinched a playoff berth with one game left to play. In the East, all but two seeds would already be decided. There'd be a few more seeding implications remaining in the West, but not as many as there are at present.