The official soundtrack of the 2014 World Cup has arrived.
We knew that Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez would team up to record the official anthem for this summer's anthem, and on Tuesday their headline track was released, along with the rest of the official album track list.
It's Pitbull, one of the world's most annoying musical artists, recording a song for FIFA about its money-grabbing monstrosity that is the World Cup.
It's exactly what you should expect to get when you combine those three entities to create four minutes of musical
bliss
sorrow
indifference.
Pitbull "sings" his way through what is actually a pretty well-written chorus, but "raps" his way through the first verse without so much as making you feel that "the World Cup is almost here and I'm so excited about it."
As if it really needs to be said again: Bring back "Wavin' Flag" and make it the official song of the World Cup this time, forever. Any one of these would work as well.
