OK, Aron Johannsson, we're on to you. That rumor that you may be transferring from AZ Alkmaar to Celtic is a week old, and we think we know what you're up to.
That tweet you sent out yesterday supposedly from Glasgow Airport? Well, anyone could've taken that. Though it does look suspicious that you may actually be in Scotland.
But wait a minute. Now you're going to Dubai? On vacation?
What are you doing in the UAE? Shopping? Buying a villa? Visiting Roger Federer? Forget it, you've got us stumped now. This season is so silly...