Jimmy Conrad gives Chris Wondolowski some tips on how to be famous

In what sort of world does Chris Wondolowski show up in a video with Puff Daddy (Not Diddy, Puff Daddy), a skull-and-crossbones bowtie and his own Wondo-brand fragrance? In KICKTV's world, that's where.

While we were shopping in SoHo with Aurelien Collin, Jimmy Conrad was uptown teaching Wondo how to act like an MVP, which is basically as important as playing like one.

Just can't decide which part is our favorite: Wondo speaking in third person, or Jimmy rubbing dollar bills on his face? We'll leave it up to you to decide.

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