Monday Hangover: Winless is a relative term

Schellas Hyndman

Edson Buddle scored and the LA Galaxy are ... oh, forget it. We know the deal in Lalaland right now. Buddle is on pace to score 52.5 goals this season, and the undefeated Galaxy are atop the standings.


Iā€™d rather look at the opposite end of things.


Two teams in MLS remain without a win this season. One ā€œfeels like a team on the cusp of something very, very good,ā€ as one blogger wrote. The other one has supporters who see a business trip as respite from the pain.


The former is FC Dallas, who fell to New York, 2-1, thanks to a late penalty from Juan Pablo Ɓngel. From kickoff to final whistle, Dallas were the better side on the night, and after the match, head coach Schellas Hyndman was in lockstep with the FCD fans in questioning the refereeā€™s sanity, er, decision-making. After all, no one who watched the game could argue that FCD didnā€™t deserve at least a point, probably three. They were dynamic in attack, solid at the back, and, as that blogger, Jay Brownlee on 3rdDegree.net, said, poised to make a move.


The latter winless side is, of course, D.C. United. What looked merely ugly a week ago has officially become a ā€œtrain wreck.ā€ Thatā€™s not my phrase; itā€™s just one of the choice descriptions found on the United fan message boards these days. And, as mentioned, one guy went so far as to say he was glad to be leaving town on business so he didnā€™t have to endure the sight of the carnage any longer.


Slipshod goalkeeping from a goalkeeper who, to be fair, is much, much better than heā€™s showing. Poor defense, highlighted by a lack of cohesion and toothless marking. And an attack so anemic that one desperate fan actually suggested the club bring back Rod Dyachenko. Oh boy.


So, two winless sides, two very different feelings. I call that progress.


This is a results-oriented business, as we all know. And yet, although Dallas have not gotten the results required to escape the cellar of the Western Conference, their fans feel optimistic. Because the performance matters.


Same holds for D.C. The fantastic fans in the Screaming Eagles and Barra Brava supporter groupsā€”who showed up and did their best to urge their boys on Saturdayā€”are not frustrated merely by the four straight losses. Itā€™s the performance that has them gutted. United fans can find no silver linings in the sideā€™s gray performances and no colorful hints that things will get better anytime soon.


In fact, the United players themselves, for all the usual sports-clichƩ buoyancy, are at a loss.


ā€œI don't have an answer,ā€ captain Jaime Moreno said. ā€œIā€™ve never felt this way, I've never been in this situation. I don't think anybody has. It's very hard to describe.ā€


That about says it all.


Convey-or Belt

Pundits love to find causal relationships. To wit, thereā€™s this argument: Bobby Conveyā€™s being yanked at halftime of San Joseā€™s season-opening loss at home to Real Salt Lake has inspired his solid play in the Earthquakesā€™ two subsequent wins. Whatever.


Hereā€™s my causal argument. The key to San Joseā€™s successā€”and Conveyā€™s better playā€”is the consistency and cohesion of the defensive setup. Frank Yallop has employed the same back fourā€”including steady newcomer Steve Beitashourā€”and holding midfielder Brandon McDonald for the two games. Their organizationā€”this might be the best Quakes back line since the clubā€™s rebirthā€”frees up a guy like Convey to focus on attack.


Which heā€™s done. And, no coincidence, San Jose have come out on top twice in a row.


Stuart Who?

When three Houston Dynamo playersā€”Brad Davis, Brian Ching, and Geoff Cameronā€”were called into the U.S. camp this winter, I asked coach Dominic Kinnear how that affected their preseason training.


He told me he wasnā€™t worried about Davis or Ching, because as veterans they knew what was what. But Cameron?


ā€œHeā€™s playing a new position, and he needs as much time as possible to figure it out,ā€ he said.


Well, if this past weekendā€™s performance is any indication, heā€™s finally made up that time. Cameron, who looked a little out of sorts in the Dynamoā€™s first three games, seemed to glide around in the 3-0 win over Chivas USA. He made some of us think the loss of Stuart Holden may not be the blow we imagined.


Granted, Houstonā€™s opponents didnā€™t exactly put up an Alamo-style stand. But regardless, Cameron covered a lot of ground, showed his fighting spirit and did well to provide an option to the backs in the transition to the attack. He may not be making many highlight reels, but heā€™s making his teammates better. He just needed a little time.