and thus never model again. I'd love to put some of the girls next to DaMarcus Beasley and see who is skinnier.
WHAT NOT TO WEAR on TLC: I love the shows where the make over the guy so I don't feel so sorry for myself when all my man Tino wears are flea market Hawaiian shirts and soccer jerseys. And did I mention the hair issue?
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