The Clean Sheet: The Queen strikes back

and thus never model again. I'd love to put some of the girls next to DaMarcus Beasley and see who is skinnier.

WHAT NOT TO WEAR on TLC: I love the shows where the make over the guy so I don't feel so sorry for myself when all my man Tino wears are flea market Hawaiian shirts and soccer jerseys. And did I mention the hair issue?

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