Goonies = Goosebumps

Such a sucker for stuff like this.

No team gave the neutral more memorable moments this year than the San Jose Earthquakes. 

Thankfully, they've packaged the highlights together with a sickeningly-catchy pop hit to give us one of the better season review compilations we can remember. 

The 'Quakes won't be playing in MLS Cup, but without a doubt 2012 will be remembered as the Year of the Goonies.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have something in my eye. 

MLS All-Stars vs. Real Madrid is August 2. Limited tickets left!

Time is running out for your chance to see European champions Real Madrid face the best of MLS. Get your tickets to the 2017 MLS All-Star Game presented by Target.

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