Goonies = Goosebumps

Such a sucker for stuff like this.

No team gave the neutral more memorable moments this year than the San Jose Earthquakes. 

Thankfully, they've packaged the highlights together with a sickeningly-catchy pop hit to give us one of the better season review compilations we can remember. 

The 'Quakes won't be playing in MLS Cup, but without a doubt 2012 will be remembered as the Year of the Goonies.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have something in my eye. 

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