Tim Howard put in one of the all-time great World Cup goalkeeping performances on Tuesday, doing far more than his part to keep the US national team alive in their Round of 16 match against Belgium.
How impressive was Howard's performance? On Wednesday morning, the USMNT star revealed to ESPN Radio's Mike and Mike that he was "randomly" drug tested by FIFA after the game.
Howard was even briefly named the new Secretary of Defense of the United States of America, according to Wikipedia.
About the same time Howard was filling the plastic cup for FIFA, the Internet was busy doing what it does best: #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave.
And finally, Tim Howard, the prophet. From his high school yearbook: