The United States national team may not have won Thursday's game against Germany, but they certainly captured the attention of the American public while advancing as the runner-up in the Group of Death.
Here's a small sampling of some of the wild social media contributions on Thursday afternoon.
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RIHANNA HATES AMERICA: Here's something we learned from the match — it's time to dump those Rihanna CDs.
REF DESERVED A YELLOW CARD: If a player did this to an opponent, it would've been a card. Jermaine Jones was making a run onto a 29th minute Fabian Johnson cross when Uzbek ref Ravshan Irmatov gave him a shoulder check.
MONEY TALKS: The game also seemed to have a major impact on the financial markets.
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MAN OF THE MATCH: Duh.