Brad Evans may not have made the USMNT's final roster for the World Cup, but he's sure got a sense of humor about it.
Check out this tweet from the Sounders midfielder/defender, referring to one of his would-be opponents in Brazil:
Alas, we won't see Evans matching up against the fearsome Portuguese star on June 21 in Manaus. Instead it will likely be Bundesliga veteran Timmy Chandler, or perhaps even Evans' own Sounders teammate, DeAndre Yedlin.
Whoever's out there better look for some help, though – Ronaldo's not the kind of player who can be stopped by one person alone.
