If you've never watched Game of Thrones, or better yet, you don't even know what it is, stop immediately and click over here.
Meanwhile, everyone else who enjoys the show as much as they do MLS will appreciate how Thor Morgan over at the Burgundy Wave brought the two together.
Ever wonder which MLS team most resembles House Tyrell? Or who the MLS equivalent of Beric Dondarrion is? And which player might as well change his name to "Red Viper?"
If you're up to date on the HBO series, give this comparison piece a read before your MLS team plays this weekend.
Use your imagination: Which MLS team or player best compares to your favorite Game of the Thrones character? Let us know in the comments below.