That canvas you think you're looking at is actually someone's skin.
A photo emerged on Twitter which has to classify as one of the most life-like depictions of New York Red Bulls star Thierry Henry ... on a human body.
The Frenchman, who's an aficionado of body ink himself will surely appreciate the hours this person spent at the tattoo parlor.
If you needed more of a clue as to how much of an Henry diehard this guy is: Check out Henry's hair in the tattoo. Last time Henry had hair he was combing back was before the turn of the century.