New York Red Bulls midfielder Dax McCarty took part in a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Thursday afternoon, and just as you would expect from Dax given his high quality Twitter comedy, it was full of jabbing jokes aimed at teammates and quick-witted one-liners about his own awesomeness.
To read the full transcript of Dax's AMA, click here. The following questions and answers are all of particular note, though, and worth a quick read and a few clicks:
How could Dax betray his beloved mustache and shave it all off? Fear not, it shall return.
Dax's hair was just a little bright in the latest version of the FIFA video game. His thoughts?
Free Red Bull in the locker room? No way, Dax has a better use for free gallons of the energy drink.
Dax gives sunscreen advice to a fan, goes as far as calling the team trainer to recommend his personal brand.
And finally, "Dax, you scored an awesome goal to win the game against Real Salt Lake a couple weeks ago, how awesome does being awesome feel?" It feels awesome.
