Whether or not you already have an MLS club that you support week in and week out, the coolest thing you're bound to find on the Soccer Internet today is this MLS 12th man club picker (in SEGA Genesis-type graphics), brought to you by the fine folks at SB Nation Soccer.
Basically, it takes some of the most important parts of your daily life — hairstyle, whether you'd like to jump out of a plane or buy a fresh new suit, and whether you're a vegan hipster or a meat-eating aficionado when it comes to diet — to rightly or wrongly brand you into the demographic of MLS supporters that best suits your tastes.
If you don't already have a team that you support, it's obviously a great way to find which of the 19 MLS clubs best fit your personality. If you support a club already, it's a great tool to inform you that you should really be living halfway across the country and supporting a different club.
I'm a supporter of no MLS team, but after running through the program twice, my "natural habitat" is apparently the Pacific Northwest. I can have my choice between Vancouver and Portland.
Who did you get? Who do you support in real life? Would your assigned club be a step up or a step down from where you're at currently?