VIDEO: Jimmy Fallon jokingly eviscerates MLS players for less-than-flattering headshots | THE SIDELINE

Hide the kids, hide the wife. No one is safe from late night talk show jokes on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

And apparently that now includes some of the biggest stars in Major League Soccer, specifically a handful of players from last week's MLS All-Star team

Long story short, because we'll let you watch the above video to catch all of Fallon's wise cracks, Brad Davis missed his calling in Will Ferrell's holiday movie Elf, DeAndre Yedlin has the makings of a pop diva, and Patrice Bernier is your guy to call when you get in an automobile accident.

Well played, Fallon, but now Kyle Beckerman will come in two-footed, studs up, from behind if you ever host the ESPYS and he runs across you.


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