We're actually not sure if Clint Dempsey is actually in East Texas — he hails from Nacogdoches, as the world knows — but wherever in the beautiful United States he may be at the moment, he's got that good stink bait, and probably a can of his favorite Modelo beer, working in his favor.
Dempsey finished his 2012-13 soccer campaign on Tuesday night with the US national team's 1-0 victory over Honduras — their fourth straight World Cup qualifying victory — and now it's a solid month of Deuce just doing what Deuce does: catching some big ol' bass out of those Texas lakes.
I don't care about the goals he scores for the national team; Clint Dempsey's greatest contribution to this country will be his future fishing-while-rapping reality television series on The Outdoor Network once his playing days are over. Then, and only then, will Clint Dempsey be a national hero.
Naturally, the week's prime catches have already made it to Dempsey's official Instagram account and garnered thousands upon thousands of likes from real, true Americans.
Bumpy Pitch, represent.
