Thanks to KickTV, this blog post is your one-stop shop for the salient highlights from the annual American soccer tradition that is the Steve Nash "Showdown in Chinatown."
When you're done watching all four videos, tell us which highlight you enjoyed most.
1. Steve Nash gets abused by ex-Crew midfielder Robbie Rogers:
2. Elton Brand with a stomach-turning whiff:
3. Jimmy Conrad shows them how it's done:
4. Mike Dunleavy, Jr. takes it like a man - in the face: