Poison are scheduled for a July 28 concert at Santa Clara University's Buck Shaw Stadium.
Ok, no, not really. But it is Steven Lenhart Wig Night when the San Jose Earthquakes host the Chicago Fire. Think people could tell the difference?
In honor of one of the most recognizable heads of hair in MLS – and oh yeah, his five goals on the league's best team aren't too shabby either – the Quakes will be giving out 2,500 blond wigs to fans.
Now all they'd need is some background music to complete the experience – that is, if it doesn't already come with the wigs.