To Portland, Love Vancouver

Shawn Francis

Never in the history of humanity has a Canadian pensioner and the music of The Carpenters been deployed for such diabolical means. Leave it to Cascadia to find a way to make soft rock sinister. Bravo Vancouver, bravo.

Shawn Francis -

@TheOffsideRules

Portland Timbers Vancouver Whitecaps FC

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