VIDEO: Clint Dempsey demands your FIFA 14 goal celebrations match the quality of goal scored | SIDELINE
Lesson: Do not disappoint United States national team captain Clint Dempsey with your real-life FIFA 14 goal celebrations like the guy in the above EA Sports FIFA 14 commerical. Especially if the goal in celebration was scored by Dempsey's own game character.
Boring fist pumps are reserved for scrappy, ugly, tap-in goals that you'll never bother to brag about to your buddies. But when Dempsey hits that sweet side volley from the top of the 18-yard box against Mexico, you get off your couch and dive face first onto the hardwood living room floor, because remember, Clint Dempsey told you to show him what you got.
The demo version of FIFA 14 was made available for download on Tuesday, with the full game release scheduled for September 24 in North America.