Aurelien Collin tells you exactly what (not) to do during a tornado | THE SIDELINE
There's a lot of things I'd ask Aurélien Collin's advice about.
How to dress when attending a social event, how to keep my skin moisturized (see above), and how to get down on the dance floor, all come to mind. Sporting Kansas City's Best XI defender would be my go-to guy for pretty much anything relating to "fun, how to have it."
But when it's down to a life-or-death situation involving a tornado, I'll be taking my own precautionary measures and heading for the basement or fruit cellar immediately. I'm from the Midwest. Do not look the tornado in the eye. You are afraid of the tornado. Maybe I'll grab Aurélien on the way down. Also, I won't be asking the most follically challenged guy on Sporting's roster where to get my lettuce tightened up either.
The Frenchman will have plenty of time to advise teammates and Kansas Citians alike this weekend, though, as he'll miss Sporting's Sunday matchup with D.C. United through yellow-card accumulation.
Ah, but don't we all love Collin's Corner.