There are lots of things you can take away from this video, and I'd love to hear all about them in the comments section. I trust you all will keep it classy, civil, and good-natured.
For whatever reason, though, I honestly thought the most interesting part of this video was that for every red card Roger "Rojo" Espinoza accumulates this year, he owes the entire Sporting KC squad lunch.
I'll point out that this ultimatum was unilaterally imposed by one Kei Kamara, and is a little bit unfair because, despite his reputation, Roger got only one red card last year on a team where seven different players earned their marching orders in MLS play.
But oh, man, there are so many questions that come up, now. Does this deal include coaches, staff, front office people? What's Roger's favorite kind of food? If it's cuisine from his native Honduras, then how easy is it to get carne asada and coconut in Kansas City?
It's worth mentioning, by the way, that one of the tiebreakers for playoff berths this season is disciplinary points. At the rate SKC are going – 3-0-0 for those who just woke up from hibernation – it won't be an issue. But still...
Talk amongst yourselves.
Check out the latest video from the guys at Kick, who on Thursday welcomed Claudio Reyna onto "The Mixer." The current youth technical director for US Soccer spoke to Jimmy Conrad about the US Under-23 team's failure during Olympic qualifying, the team's lack of competitiveness and what US Soccer needs to do to reach the next level.
Entre les équipes qui ont surpris la semaine dernière en quête de confirmation et les internationaux espoirs américains en quête de rédemption, l'optimisme sera une valeur recherchée lors de la quatrième journée de compétition.
Après son bon partage à Vancouver, DC United veut redevenir maître de son stade et remporter sa première victoire depuis le 25 septembre dernier. Dallas sera toutefois favori à Washington devant les caméras de NBC Sports Network, malgré une équipe chambardée par les blessures et les retours.
Samedi, les téléspectateurs canadiens seront gâtés. TSN et RDS diffuseront d’abord Toronto - Columbus, où l’on pourra voir si la demi-finale de Ligue des champions a laissé des séquelles chez les hommes d’Aron Winter, avant de nous montrer le déplacement à New York de Montréal dont l’équipe devrait être davantage remaniée que par le simple remplacement de Brovsky, suspendu. Dans le même temps, à Philadelphie, où on est enfin optimiste, Vancouver tentera de prolonger sa série de 276 minutes sans encaisser, son record en MLS.
En soirée, Salt Lake pourrait compter sur ses vétérans Morales et Saborio pour un déplacement toujours difficile à Portland. Malgré l’absence possible de Donovan, le LA Galaxy partira favori face à New England (direct NBC Sports Network et TSN2).
Dimanche, le leader Kansas City se déplacera à Chivas USA alors que Colorado tentera d’infliger sa première défaite à Chicago, devant les caméras de Galavision.
LE PROGRAMME COMPLET
Vendredi 30 mars
19h30 : DC United - Dallas
Samedi 31 mars
14h00 : Toronto - Columbus
16h00 : New York - Montréal
16h00 : Philadelphie - Vancouver
22h00 : Seattle - San José
22h00 : Portland - Salt Lake
23h00 : LA Galaxy - New England
Dimanche 1er avril
19h00 : Colorado - Chicago
21h00 : Chivas USA - Kansas City
Toutes les heures HE (heure de New York et Montréal)
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One final consideration before we close the book for good on the Colin Clark-ball boy incident: Isn't it time soccer gets rid of ball boys once and for all?
Take a moment to let this sink in: Soccer is the only sport that depends on little kids to fulfill a critical function IN THE RUN OF PLAY. Professional soccer allows little kids to take active participation in a game WHILE THE CLOCK IS RUNNING!
In a game in which every second counts and a quick re-start can decide a match, it's time for pro soccer leagues to go the NFL rout and swap out their ball kids for adult ball persons. And even pay them a gameday fee. Forget using these ball person positions as a promotional tool. Get someone who can do the job and have them come back for every game if they're competent.
I've seen kids wiping the floor at basketball games, but they do it during clock stoppages. Baseball's bat boy is only seen when play is dead and there's no urgency. Tennis ball kids are never performing their duties during an actual exchange that matters. In these sports there is zero pressure on the kids taking part.
It just doesn't make sense any more in soccer. And not only because most ball kids don't do their job well to begin with and often times don't even know the game (Admit it. We've all made this comment at one point or another). The issue is that they're interacting with adult players during the heat of competition. It doesn't happen in other sports.
Why subject a kid to the pressure of getting yelled at by a goalkeeper who wants to quickly take a goal kick? Why give a kid a front row seat to soccer's intense moments and some of the other colorful language that is used during matches?
No, there's no excuse for what Clark said and he's paying the price. But would he have made the same comment had he been dealing with an adult who was working the game?
If we really care about these kids, soccer shouldn't put them in the line of fire to begin with. When it comes to the pro game, the field should be rated Adults Only.
Jimmy Conrad has already had a number of big names on his show "The Mixer" on Kick, but we doubt he's ever smiled this much while interviewing a guest.
That's because US women's national team striker and recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Alex Morgan was his guest in the latest episode, previewing the US women's huge upcoming game against Japan, her new role as a leader on the team and what it was like to pose in nothing but body paint in a very "uncomfortable" experience.
It wasn't MLSsoccer.com interviewing him after a league loss, so NYRB's Thierry Henry was in a good mood for this Fox Business talk in which he revealed an interesting tidbit.
"It wasn't a business decision [his arrival to MLS]," he said. "Since I was 17 or 18 I said to myself one day I'll come play in MLS and I want to play for a team in New York. I love New York."
He's not lying. We worked out the math to see if this statement was true: He was born on August 17, 1977 which would have made him 18 when MLS celebrated its first kickoff in April 1996.
But since this was a business interview, he contributed an opinion as to why European soccer telecasts enjoy relatively solid ratings in the USA: no competition from other US sports on Saturday mornings.
It's worth sticking around until the very end of this video clip. The co-anchor does her best David Beckham impersonation. Really?
The Portland Timbers' third kit that won rave reviews over the offseason will make its official debut against Real Salt Lake this weekend (Saturday, 10 p.m. ET, MLS LIVE).
As if the match-up between the two teams wasn't attractive enough.
What's your favorite Timbers jersey? Vote in the poll below.
La demi-finale aller de Ligue des champions entre Toronto et Santos Laguna a été chaudement disputée : buts, exclusions, suspensions, contestations et un score de 1-1 (video) qui préserve le suspense en vue du match retour.
Laissant leur buteur Peralta sur le banc, les Mexicains ont dominé un début de match pauvre en occasions avant d’ouvrir la marque par Gomez à la demi-heure. Toronto n’a jamais abdiqué et a égalisé peu après, grâce à Aceval sur coup franc.
Une phase à double tranchant puisque dans un premier temps, le ballon avait été joué trop vite, ce qui a valu une carte jaune à Koevermans, qui sera suspendu au retour. Les Mexicains seront eux privés de Mares et Quintero, tous deux exclus lors d’une fin de match houleuse, et reprochent également à l’arbitre Salazar de leur avoir refusé un penalty.
Malgré les nombreuses possibilités de but en deuxième mi-temps, le score n’a pas bougé et, même s’il aurait préféré les voir gagner, Aron Winter a aimé la prestation collective de ses hommes. Il faudra toutefois s'imposer ou marquer au moins deux buts à Torreon pour passer, ce qui ne s’annonce pas simple.
Dans l’autre demi-finale, Monterrey a fait un grand pas vers la qualification en battant les Pumas de l’Unam 3-0 grâce à un grand Suazo (impliqué dans les trois buts) et à un De Nigris (auteur de deux d’entre eux) inspiré.
Former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher considers himself quite the football fan. He's famously a Manchester City fan, "loves" Mario Balotelli (whom he interviewed recently), and shows up regularly at Etihad Stadium.
But is he also becoming an MLS fan? In this Q&A with ColumbusAlive.com, in between promoting his concert in Columbus on Thursday and pimping his brother Liam's new band, he sings the praises of a recent MLS match he attended.
"I was amazed at the size of the stadiums and the amount of people that attended these matches," he says. "It was like, it's a big [expletive] deal, man, d’you know what I mean? It’s a big deal. And I was expecting it to be little more than, you know, a kick about in an athletic stadium with a few people attending. And I went to see the Galaxy and they were playing some team from Philadelphia, and it was real, d’you know what I mean? And the fans were all great, and it was a great atmosphere."
Maybe this new proven goalscoring tactic could become commonplace in MLS? Fans of goal-shy Montreal, Toronto, New England, Chivas and D.C. may want to look across the Atlantic to see how one group of fans helped to turn their side into a goalscoring machine....well they scored once at least.
Fans of German side Magdeburg took a different approach to their team's scoring drought. Instead of booing and hurling abuse at players and coaches, fans of the Regionliga Nord side (Germany's fourth tier) made the task a little easier for their team.
Supporters assembled behind the goal their beloved team was attacking, holding up giant colorful arrows to point their team in the direction of the opponents goal!
And remarkably it worked.
American forward Chris Wright scored the bottom club's first goal for five matches and ended their 558-minute goal drought. However his equalizer wasn't enough for a point as the home side slumped to a 2-1 defeat and remain rooted to the bottom of the standings, scoring just 16 times in 25 league games.
Either way, it’s a novel approach from the German fans. A for effort.