All 86 of Lionel Messi's goals for the 2012 calendar year

At worst, he's the third-greatest player ever. Even if he never wins a World Cup, he has a legit shot at No. 1.

Here you go, all 86 (and counting) of Lionel Messi's goals in the 2012 calendar year:

(In case you were wondering:

1. Pelé
2. Maradona
3. Messi
4. Di Stéfano
5. Beckenbauer

Let the whinging begin)