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Kei Kamara is a fan of gorilla costumes, Michael Harrington could do without

09 February 1:15 pm

Kei Kamara is a fan of gorilla costumes, Michael Harrington could do without

By Shawn Francis

Looks like Kei Kamara has found a new way to scare defenders. It's a shame that the powers that be won't let him wear a gorilla suit on the field but on second thought he'd probably die of a heat stroke before halftime so perhaps it's for the best. Also, explaining to your kids why there is a dead gorilla with a man inside it on the pitch is a real bummer and puts a damper on the gameday experience.

Making Michael Harrington scream looks like fun though; can't imagine how he'd ever survive a trip to Six Flags or make it through a Saw movie without changing his shorts.