2013 All-Star Game

VIDEO: Graham Zusi, Omar Gonzalez star as MLS All-Stars make their rap debut | THE SIDELINE

If you've ever thought to yourself, "You know, there's just not enough MLS players making rap videos," then today is your lucky day, as seven MLS All-Stars collaborated to create what we assume is an ode to the 1985 Chicago Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle" music video.

The cast of characters include Graham Zusi, Kyle Beckerman, Chris Wondolowski, Brad Davis, Omar Gonzalez, Mike Magee and Jack McInerney, and it goes over just about as well as you would expect the seven American soccer stars rapping to go. There's just ... a whole lot going on here, to be completely honest, and you must watch two or three times to consume every little tidbit of rap genius within.

In case you needed another reason to watch the video, we'll let Sporting Kansas City midfielder Graham Zusi break it down for you: "After dinner I always skip dessert, unless I score a goal and need to rip off my shirt."

Also, Omar wants to put Roma in a coma. Seriously, just go watch this thing if you haven't already.

Everyone is bound to have their favorite line from one of the players in this thing, so what's yours?

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